I’ve gone ahead and decided to give up chocoate for Lent. I figure I’m not finding much pleasure in food at the moment anyway. Plus, I can’t eat the chocolate I REALLY want while I’m Atkins-ing. No carbs, no chocolate.
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A Sad, Sad Day
No chocolate for me today. Actually, I lie.
One miniature-sized, sugar-free, Special Dark chocolate bar. 4g of carbs.
There is a ton of chocolate in the house. I smell it. I want to rub it all over my naked body.
Do the carbs count if they’re absorbed through your skin?
Killing Myself
I’m totally blowing the diet. Ever since Thanksgiving I’ve been putting mostly crap into my body…chocolate, bread, chocolate, pastries, chocolate, french fries, chocolate.
I’ve had some form of fried or grease ladden-bread product every morning this week. Donuts, honey buns, bread slathered with butter. I usually follow-up my lardo-bread with some chocolate.
I think I’m going to have to do the hard-core Atkins routine again. The guilt induced by cheating when I’m supposed to be following a structured diet is the only thing that will keep me from shoveling tasty little morsels of junk food into my mouth.
